schoolboy error

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I’ve just had my monthly chemotherapy and I had to have 4 canulas before one was successful so I now have more holes than a woman but less holes than spongebob

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Mum has had the same free coffee voucher for mcdonalds for about 6 months and they still haven’t took it off her when she orders with it so she’s had about 100 free coffees to date
I feel so white trash but proud at the same time

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(Source: sunspray)

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Anonymous asked: please post nudes or even just in undiewear please!!!!!!!!

ok here is a picture of me naked with an erection orgasming

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I have managed the impossible and completed my 10th lab report before tomorrow morning after spending the entire day procrastinating hurrah

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Anonymous asked: i love your taste in music! who have you seen live??

my taste in music is really mainstream and I’ve not been to many gigs only like arctic monkeys, newton faulkner, noah and the whale, the kooks, and some at a festival like feeder, chase and status, eliza doolittle, maximo park, the fratellis, mystery jets, athlete etc I can’t remember all of them but I’m missing some

I’ve got tickets to florence and the machine, the horrors, coldplay and the wombats this year though so it’s going to be a good year but I didn’t manage to get ed sheeran tickets so if anyone has any they want to sell me THAT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED

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blankestyear:

Down Down Down - Charlie Simpson.

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Anonymous asked: would you rather have sandpaper hands or no genitals?

idk it would probably be more convinient to have no genitals in the long run but the idea of having no genitals seems awful so I’d probably go with sandpaper hands

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Anonymous asked: do a like this and i'll look at your blog?

no I don’t want to look at your blog

4:43 pm  •  •  20 notes

imgladimnotginger:

Watch and reblog please. 

me and my friends want to make it big ♥ 

I really really don’t understand what this is or what it’s about but I was asked to reblog it so I will 

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Anonymous asked: why does your twin look nothing like u

because we aren’t identical twins???? idk what to say we are no more alike than normal brothers

4:38 pm  •  •  7 notes

There is something wrong with my coke this is not normal size

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My twin just walked into my room and started a conversation with “next time I go out nicking shit…”

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